Nope. Mm-mm.

That's how Liam tends to say no these days. It's not just "no", it's "no, mm-mm." Just to be very clear on the matter, I guess. Liam's also started telling knock-knock jokes. We're sure it's just to emulate Logan, but whereas Logan knows maybe one actual knock-knock joke and then just makes up nonsense for the rest, Liam's knock-knock jokes all follow a sort of theme. For example:

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dinosaur - in the SPRINKLES! Ah hahahahahaa!"

or another favorite:

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Giraffe - in the SPRINKLES! Ah hahahahahaa!"

or the perennial:

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Alli-GAY-tor - in the SPRINKLES! Ah hahahahahaa!"

Yeah, we have no idea either.

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Logan was looking at some of his kindergarten question and answer cards this morning, and he was trying to figure out in which order you eat the soup, then the dinner, then the dessert. He guessed dinner, soup, dessert, but they wanted the soup first. He said "oh, man, I shoulda thinked harder in my mind about that."

Another one asked him to tell the time, looking at a regular analog clock. He thought about it for a minute, then told me it said it was five o'clock. "See, cause Mommy told me that if the big hand is on the twelve, and the little hand is on a number, that's how much clock you have. It's on the five, so you have five o'clock." He was right.